TOP 10 Messages on ARODS Answering Machine - Letterman

[suave1477]

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine

10) "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9) "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8) "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7) "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6) "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5) "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4) "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3) "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2) "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1) "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

[notxpensv4u]

Re: TOP 10 Messages on ARODS Answering Machine - Letterman

or #11
"Thanks for getting the heat off me before my trial" Barry Bonds

[trsent]

Re: TOP 10 Messages on ARODS Answering Machine - Letterman

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine

10) "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9) "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8) "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7) "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6) "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5) "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4) "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3) "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2) "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1) "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

I wonder who wrote those for The Late Show. That list is really funny.

[Tay1038]

Re: TOP 10 Messages on ARODS Answering Machine - Letterman

Great post!

[metsbats]

Re: TOP 10 Messages on ARODS Answering Machine - Letterman

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

Here's a link the CBS Late Show top ten list page.

Funnier watching it