I just had to post this one. A post from the question and answer section on a Ripken game used bat auction from ebay.
Specifically this is just the best,
Q: I think $299.00 is way over priced.I will offer $75.00 ppd and you send it overnite for my approval.If I like it I will send you payment.Do we have a deal?Jun-23-09A: Sir-pickup your cell phone,dial 411 and ask for the "Missing Village Idiot dept"....call them and kindly turn yourself in b/4 you hurt yourself...I believe you've been missing in action for YEARS.
I love it, I am trying to stop laughing so hard!
Specifically this is just the best,
Q: I think $299.00 is way over priced.I will offer $75.00 ppd and you send it overnite for my approval.If I like it I will send you payment.Do we have a deal?Jun-23-09A: Sir-pickup your cell phone,dial 411 and ask for the "Missing Village Idiot dept"....call them and kindly turn yourself in b/4 you hurt yourself...I believe you've been missing in action for YEARS.
I love it, I am trying to stop laughing so hard!
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