Waiting for the Punch Line

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  • godwulf
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 1864

    Waiting for the Punch Line

    Oh, sweet angel of mercy.

    The Yuma Scorpions, of the newly-formed North American League, formerly of the Golden Baseball League, have announced that their skipper for this coming season will be...wait for it...

    Jose Canseco.

    Ozzie will be his bench coach, naturally.

    Suggestions for Stadium Give-Aways, anyone?

    Jose Canseco, who has insisted for the last decade that he has been blackballed from baseball, is back in independent baseball. As a manager.
    Jeff
    godwulf1@cox.net
  • gingi79
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 1195

    #2
    Re: Waiting for the Punch Line

    He will be playing for them as well. I am sure there are a few Jose collectors excited for it.

    I am sure anyone caught using steroids will be documented in his new book. Of course the fact he introduced them, instructed players how to use them and encouraged them will be glossed over and forgotten.

    Like most minor league teams, this will be a gimmick unless he wins. Then it will be heralded as genius
    Bieksallent! My Player Collections:


    http://sami-salo.webs.com

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    • rj_lucas
      Senior Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 489

      #3
      Re: Waiting for the Punch Line

      Like shooting fish in a barrel...

      Rick
      rickjlucas@gmail.com
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      • kudu
        Senior Member
        • May 2007
        • 775

        #4
        Re: Waiting for the Punch Line

        Uh oh, I see a Charlie Sheen Night coming soon...

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        • sox83cubs84
          Banned
          • Apr 2009
          • 8902

          #5
          Re: Waiting for the Punch Line

          How about a boxing night?

          "Mgr. Canseco takes on any and all comers"

          Of course, for the actual boxing, he sends bench coach Ozzie out to do the duking.

          Dave Miedema

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