This is from today's Equal Time column written by Phil Mushnick

"KIRBY'S DEATH REVEALS WORST"

March 10, 2006 -- NO dignity, no shame. No shame, no dignity.
Postcards from Hades:

During his stand-up days, Woody Allen told of being kidnapped when he was a child. When his father learned what happened, "He sprang into action! He rented out my room."

Steiner Sports, the autograph/memorabilia firm that does exclusive work with the Yankees and Rangers, Monday sprang into such action.

A few hours after Kirby Puckett died, Steiner Sports e-mailed customers with word that with Puckett's passing, "The sports world has lost a great one," and Steiner Sports "still has five Batting Champ balls that have his signature." Only $800 apiece.

The missive further noted that Steiner Sports has Puckett's autograph on a ball with 15 Hall of Famers. Those balls go for $2,000 each.

With Puckett deceased only hours, one customer e-mailed back to express his disgust by such a sell.

The next day, a Steiner salesman responded: "You are 100 percent correct and I apologize." That Puckett come-on, he continued, was "on a timer and wasn't supposed to be sent out until this morning."

Yep, the sell wasn't supposed to commence on the night of Puckett's death, but the following morning.

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Kirby Puckett autographs! Get your Kirby Puckett autographs! Get 'em while he's hot!