I'm sure a lot of you get these, too - invitations to join the "Major League Baseball Players Alumni Association". My first thought was, "Wouldn't you think something with a name like that would be for, well, former and current Major League Baseball Players?" I think it costs something like $70 a year, and it's supposed to get you a 10% discount on stuff you buy at MLB.com, so I guess if you bought a lot of stuff there, it could make it worthwhile. I'm just a little put off by the name, do you know what I mean? Like those guys they sometimes catch wearing military medals to which they're not entitled.