OT: Manny jokes

[kingjammy24]

from around the web:

"Just Manny being Manuela"

"Give him a break, he must be hearing his biological clock ticking"

"Maybe he felt that the only challenge he had left in life was his dream of motherhood"

"He took the fertility drugs because he was going through Mannypause"

"Manny Ramirez of the L.A. Dodgers tested positive for a steroid that's sometimes used as a sexual enhancer. Apparently Manny couldn't get to third base on his own."

"Reports say Manny Ramirez took female hormones to hide his steroid use. Fans suspected something was wrong when the umpire dusted off the plate and Ramirez angrily pointed out that he missed a spot."

"Manny Ramirez has been banned 50 games by MLB for taking a female fertility drug. And now he's blaming A-Rod's gynecologist."


rudy.

[David]

With baseball removed, he figured his only chance for an Olympic gold medal was as a rhythmic gymnast.

[chakes89]

Just Manny being Tranny

[metsbats]

Somewhere in NY there's a group of Met fans who held "Get Manny" rallys in front of the Mets Cable station SNY who probably feel very relieved Omar didn't listen to their pleas.

Feel especially sorry for the dude who had the Manny Mets jersey made up for the occasion