OT: How not to sell a jersey

[sylbry]

Consider this a public service announcement.

It might be best to not have someone model the clothing you are trying to sell visibly wearing nothing but a thong underneath.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Mitchell-Ness-Oa...3A2%7C294%3A50

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dallas-Cowboys-E...3A1%7C294%3A50

And I can't figure out what the seller is trying to accomplish here. Both front views, just different poses. If you were sold by the first picture, perhaps the second picture with one arm at the side will do the trick.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cincinnati-Benga...3A1%7C294%3A50

Brings back memories of the AMI models, sort of.

Disclaimer - Thread is author's attempt, possibly poor, at humor. Author intends minimal, if any, game used educational value through above thread. Author does not endorse mentioned product nor makes no implicit comment regarding seller's choice in model. View at your own discretion.

[Neely8]

Lol. If you are going to try to pull off the jerseys being modeled by a female thing at least make sure the model is HOT!!

[kylehess10]

Lol. If you are going to try to pull off the jerseys being modeled by a female thing at least make sure the model is HOT!!

Thank you! That's exactly what I was about to say

I love how people so ugly can think they're so hot and can make so much money modeling off eBay

[LastingsMilledge85]

[quote=sylbry;152281]Consider this a public service announcement.


And I can't figure out what the seller is trying to accomplish here. Both front views, just different poses. If you were sold by the first picture, perhaps the second picture with one arm at the side will do the trick.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cincinnati-Benga...3A1%7C294%3A50
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Compare the two pictures and look at the chest area. In the first picture there is a difference, and I think that's what is trying to be accomplished. Poor taste, but I guess both seller and model are desperate.

[CampWest]

1... Were these items laundered after the auction pictures were taken? - Personally, IF (BIG IF) I were to purchase used clothing (such as a jersey) off of ebay, I would like to maintain the illusion in my head, that it was lightly used and that it was never used as underwear or lingerie.

2... CMon Sylbry... be honest... Are you spamming your own auctions again?

[nickacs]

One word: Ooofa!

[yanks12025]

My lunch almost came back up after seeing those listings.

[34swtns]

OK, be nice! Boobs are boobs and I'm a big fan, so the situation could certainly be worse.....like, if the model were some fat, greasy DUDE. I see plenty of those and always scratch my head.

Note to all dudes selling jerseys:

Do NOT model your gear in your auction descriptions.
Nobody wants to see that. Chicks don't generally buy jerseys so that "target audience" isn't interested either.
Better a fat chick than a dude any day.

[tbone90]

Aww...two words - PHOTO SHOP!

[camarokids]

Whats wrong, I think she could be pretty hot.....

Just drink her pretty......

Next thing you know, your doin' Britney Spears.....