Quote Originally Posted by mariner_gamers View Post
Huge guy with 6 inches of exposed crack sitting on the Kingdome leftfield bleachers. 6th inning or so dude cuts a monster beer fart, I mean it rattled the entire length of bleacher he was on. Women were running, children crying and I was high-fiving dude through my watery eyes and gagging. He cleared a good 40-50 people and angered thousands more.
LMAO!! I may be 51, but I enjoy fart stories and jokes as if I were 9! (Singlehandedly created a few, as well).

Dave M.
Chicago area