The Lou Lampson grading scale

[sylbry]

I have decoded the Lou Lampson grading scale. Tell me if you think it is accurate.

10 - There is a 50/50 chance of this being genuine.
9 - There is a 10% chance of this being genuine.
8 - I reviewed a headshot of the player from "said" season and I didn't see anything wrong.
7 - I am sure I have a photo of this in my database which contains 8,000 pictures. I just don't have the time to check.
6 - After a six pack and 4 shots of Jim Beam I am convinced this is genuine.
5 - For the right price I am guessing this is genuine.
4 - To be honest, this is absolute crap. I just wanted to get paid.
3 - Did you look at "4"? The only difference is my kickback isn't as much.
2 - I, Lou Lampson would never put my name on an item which would be questionable enough to only receive a 2.
1 - Just for fun I graded the Easter Bunny a 1.

Items receive either a + or - .5 based on the amount Lou is paid per individual item.

[both-teams-played-hard]

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10 - There is a 50/50 chance of this being genuine.
9 - There is a 10% chance of this being genuine.
8 - I reviewed a headshot of the player from "said" season and I didn't see anything wrong.
7 - I am sure I have a photo of this in my database which contains 8,000 pictures. I just don't have the time to check.
6 - After a six pack and 4 shots of Jim Beam I am convinced this is genuine.
5 - For the right price I am guessing this is genuine.
4 - To be honest, this is absolute crap. I just wanted to get paid.
3 - Did you look at "4"? The only difference is my kickback isn't as much.
2 - I, Lou Lampson would never put my name on an item which would be questionable enough to only receive a 2.
1 - Just for fun I graded the Easter Bunny a 1.

10.5- I can't prove it's real, and I'm hoping you can't prove it's fake.

[ironmanfan]

Based on that scale, I'm guessing most things he looks at would get a 4