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Prepared? Oh, yes!!!!! I'm prepared--wardrobe? Didn't need wardrobe, I do my own stylin'.
Act?? Pshhhht! Of couse, I can act! Didja see how good I pretended I didn't bet on baseball?
The rings? Oh, I overheard your sekatary say in the hall something about this being a circus so I impervised and brought my own two rings--whuh? Oh, I shoulda brought three rings? My bad.
Hair? Styled 'at too. If yer doin' a ice kinda sports show, I can be Dororthy Hammil--
Yuh-yuh. At's right ... Incredible Hulk. I got duh nose. DA NOSE, SON!!
Yer smilin'. (pause) Sure, sure ... ye'ah, I can smile. 'Ook at dat, Ernest Borgine all the way!
Overall face? Ummm, well .... ah I can double fer that Golden Girlie, ahhhh, BEEEE Arthur. Yeah, that's it I can be BEEEEEEEE Arthur, she's hot---
Uh, whu'? Oh. ........... RIP.
Why no clothes? Wull yah, pssssht. Robin Williams. I could be his illiterate son in a mov---
Whatcha mean, illegitimate? NO SIR, THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! I CAN READ! That's just another lie that Bart spread about me.
These skivies? Yeaah, cool, huh? Wanna touch 'em? Purdie soft but free... but if ya don' like 'em. I have a reliable source that can get me A-rod's jock--
Bats? Oh .... uhhhhh ... are ya casting fer Bat Man? No? Oh, ya wanna buy 'em. I can inskribe 'em fer yer kiddies. "I BET ON BASEBALL!" $5000 grand each--
Door? Oh yeah, I can do a door---oh, escort me out. Sure, is he gonna take me to the studio? "I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille." See, that's me doin' Glo---
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Uhhhhhh, Mizz. Sekratary? Where's the casting office? YUP, Mr. Spielberg himseff said I should be castrated, so where do I go??? Bet ya didn't think I could get the job, huh? Come on, just a little bet??
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