Timmy Lincecum - Smokin'

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Holy Crap ! what if you already drink Bud and Jack but don't smoke Pot?

Then you are probably three cocktails away from asking frik out at a bar.


1:59 A.M., seconds before the bar closes.....

b.heagy: "Hey hun, you're kinda cute. Can I take you home?"

frik: "SUrE"

b.heagy: "I'm gonna show you my game room.....you 'GAME' hun?....He He HE"

frik: "BUUUURP!........SuRE!!"

b.heagy: "Man, I just hope I can get us there ok......I had a bit too much to drink tonight. Um....too bad my nose still works....what the f&%k is that SMELL?".....

frik: "Oh, my pet squirrell seems to have snuck into my jacket pocket.....HEY, LoOk OuT FoR tHAt CaR!!!.....It LOoKS LiKe....It's TiM LInCEcUM!!!!

[cigarman44]

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Sorry to hear that Lincecum did what he did. Selling off my 2008 lineup cards including his record season SF strikeout record game against the rockies.

If you knew all the little secrets your favorites were hiding you wouldn't have a collection at all...

[cohibasmoker]

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Flipping peanuts to...parrots? I thought you flipped peanuts to squirrels. Well, my squirrels prefer almonds.

No - our parrots love peanuts. Missed the shot of them cracking them out of the shells but I'll try again later. We don't give them too many because we try and watch what they put in their bodies. Plenty of bottled water, no meat, no salt, no white sugar, no white flour, plenty of fruits and vegetables - maybe we'll add a joint now and again to their diets?

Jim

[frikativ54]

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Sorry to hear that Lincecum did what he did. Selling off my 2008 lineup cards including his record season SF strikeout record game against the rockies.

All because he smoked a little pot?

[rays54]

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Sorry to hear that Lincecum did what he did. Selling off my 2008 lineup cards including his record season SF strikeout record game against the rockies.

[ndevlin]

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No, Nate, it makes him a model citizen. I'm sure his father is so proud of him. I mean, what better way to represent the family than to get behind the wheel of his expensive Mercedes and light one up.

Awesome, dude!

Just don't use an aluminum bat while facing him! Hell, he may just take a doinker and become a WHOLE lot richer off the wonderful jury of fellow model citizens like yourself, Nate! Oh.....of course that's assuming he lives.....

Be sure to go to the nearest head shop in your part of the commune and purchase your very own Tim Lincecum poster to hang on your wall, Nate! They're probably in stock in massive abundance right now, and maybe even on SALE, Nate!!

Hey, by the way, can I set you up on a date with your common-interest friend frik? You two can surely catch the next Obama rally to do your part to help pass our wonderful health care plan coming soon, right?

OOps.....I'm sorry........NO politics!!

Haha, just because you do or have done drugs doesnt make you a druggy. Just like what you said about Len Bias, just because he did drugs, which is what killed him, he is automatically a druggy? And that he deserved to die because of this? Thats pretty much what you said, right?

But like this and the Len Bias thread, you're right, everyone else is wrong...end of story.

[b.heagy]

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Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to the hard stuff like Budweiser and Jack Daniels.

Holy Crap ! what if you already drink Bud and Jack but don't smoke Pot?

[both-teams-played-hard]

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Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to the hard stuff like Budweiser and Jack Daniels.

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I didn't say pot was good. However, nicotine is far more addictive than marijuana, meaning that it will kill far more people.

Not if you're driving in front of Tim Lincecum!!!........

[frikativ54]

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JIM-bo!!! You're fishing in a dry hole, partner. Trying to "reason" with a Nobel Peace Prize writer is not a challenge I would want to take on. No matter how much sense you make, it falls on ears that work in a different atmosphere.

I would strongly suggest you just go back into the den, and flip peanuts to your parrot. The conversation will be much more stimulating and intelligent.......trust me!

Flipping peanuts to...parrots? I thought you flipped peanuts to squirrels. Well, my squirrels prefer almonds.

[frikativ54]

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Hey Frik - People can do whatever they want to do to their bodies but when people do stupid reckless things, then law enforcement unfortunately has to get involved and clean-up the mess. While people are having a cup of coffee or breakfast, this guy is smoking a "joint". How about if he smashed his car into another car and killed a couple of people in the other car who's only mistake was being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Apparently Mr. Linceum was "IMPAIRED" enough NOT to realize that he should NOT be smoking a joint and driving.

Cigarettes are bad but "Pot" is good. Really?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080123104017.htm

Jim

I didn't say pot was good. However, nicotine is far more addictive than marijuana, meaning that it will kill far more people.

[suicide_squeeze]

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Hey Frik - People can do whatever they want to do to their bodies but when people do stupid reckless things, then law enforcement unfortunately has to get involved and clean-up the mess. While people are having a cup of coffee or breakfast, this guy is smoking a "joint". How about if he smashed his car into another car and killed a couple of people in the other car who's only mistake was being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Apparently Mr. Linceum was "IMPAIRED" enough NOT to realize that he should NOT be smoking a joint and driving.

Cigarettes are bad but "Pot" is good. Really?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080123104017.htm

Jim

JIM-bo!!! You're fishing in a dry hole, partner. Trying to "reason" with a Nobel Peace Prize writer is not a challenge I would want to take on. No matter how much sense you make, it falls on ears that work in a different atmosphere.

I would strongly suggest you just go back into the den, and flip peanuts to your parrot. The conversation will be much more stimulating and intelligent.......trust me!

[cohibasmoker]

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Honestly, I don't know why this is even news. He shouldn't be smoking pot behind the wheel, but what's the big deal about smoking pot in general? I mean, I would rather it be marijuana than cigarettes. A $622 fine? Come on. LE has so much more to worry about than what people are doing to their own bodies.

Hey Frik - People can do whatever they want to do to their bodies but when people do stupid reckless things, then law enforcement unfortunately has to get involved and clean-up the mess. While people are having a cup of coffee or breakfast, this guy is smoking a "joint". How about if he smashed his car into another car and killed a couple of people in the other car who's only mistake was being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Apparently Mr. Linceum was "IMPAIRED" enough NOT to realize that he should NOT be smoking a joint and driving.

Cigarettes are bad but "Pot" is good. Really?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080123104017.htm

Jim

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FRIK - for once, I agree with your statement completely.

There are far worse things he could be doing than smoking a little weed in the offseason.

Yeah.........He could be pitching to a group of little leaguers yielding those murderous aluminum weapons known as LOUISVILLE SLUGGERS while performing a training seminar......GOD NO!!!!!!!.....WHEN WILL THE INSANITY STOP DEAR LORD!!!!???? Tim! Don't DO IT......You'll KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!


(bigtruck...I hope you understand I am making fun of the insanity we are all living in......NOT your statement, because you are correct.....but Tim should pay the price for doing it behind the wheel......the idiot)

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Honestly, I don't know why this is even news. He shouldn't be smoking pot behind the wheel, but what's the big deal about smoking pot in general? I mean, I would rather it be marijuana than cigarettes. A $622 fine? Come on. LE has so much more to worry about than what people are doing to their own bodies.

Yeah......hell, you're absolutely SPOT ON, frik!!!

I mean...$622 buck-a-roonies for doing something everyone knows is against the law? And DANGEROUS to boot? What the hell is WRONG with our law enforcement??????

I mean, haven't we got more important things to do, like go after upstanding century-old well respected and beloved companies who do things RIGHT and by the BOOK and slam then with $850,000.00 wrongful judgements because.......well, because damn it, they're well insured!!....and that's what our pot-smoking public WANTS!??



Last time I looked, I thought I was living in the USA. I apologize to everyone, I didn't realize Amsterdam had taken over our country....please forgive my ignorance.