Oh...boy...RJ signing

[allstarsplus]

Re: Oh...boy...RJ signing

This is blantant discrimination of people with long first names.

I am envisioning the following discussion.

Fan: "Hi Randy, My name is Alexander. It is a pleasure to meet you. I am your biggest fan."
Randy: "Ugh"
Fan: "Can you sign my ball To Alexander."
Randy (turns and speaks to his agent) "Hey you, how many letters is that?"
Agent (stops giving Randy a foot message, looks up and replies): "That's eleven your mulletness. Praise be to Randy."
Randy (to fan): "Can't do, too many letters."
Fan: "But that is my name."
Randy: "Look, didn't you read the sign. Ten letter limit. I can do Alex."
Fan (puzzled): "But my name is not Alex, it is Alexander."
Randy: "Well, too bad. NEXT!"
Fan: "A-hole!"

Thanks for a good laugh!!!!

[suicide_squeeze]

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WOW........$60.00 for a 10 letter or less inscription??

Just THINK of the possibilities after the "Randy Johnson" scribble.....

-"I'm a dick"
-"big DICK"
-"big UNIT" (same difference)
-"Whoza dick"
-"Mullet Node"
-"giraffe"
-"ostrich"
-"300 or bust"
-"still tryin"
-"huh? what?"
-"10 max only"
-"buzz Kruk"
-"OJ's my man"
-"not today"
-"I can't, no"
-"no. still no"
-"u get it? NO"
-"mocre face"

and for any cute ladies requesting a special inscription......

-"prenup only"

[thomecollector]

Re: Oh...boy...RJ signing

What a "jack off" ! Wait, that's only nine letters. Does that include the spaces ?

[godwulf]

Re: Oh...boy...RJ signing

Randy will sign 300 Win related items if customers ask him to do so even though he might not have 300 wins at the time of the show. Randy will not inscribe 300 on any item at the time of the show unless he already has 300 Wins.

Well, that's as clear as mud, as my grandmother used to say.

Let's see...whether or not he has 300 wins, he will sign "300 related items"...but if he doesn't have 300 wins, he won't write the number '300'.

So...what, exactly, is a "300 related item"? Does that mean he will sign, I don't know, a collage of his baseball cards (or expectorated sunflower seeds) that form the number '300'? A bat with "300 wins" already inscribed on it? A jersey that's already been signed by 5 other 300-game winners? DVDs of the movie '300'?

It doesn't really matter, anyway, because when the time comes, Randy will do what Randy wants to do, regardless of anything. And if you give him a game-used bat to sign, he's gonna find a way to screw it up.

[suave1477]

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Even if he doesn't have 300 wins he should still sign what his fans want.

I don't agree with this either. I understand it is your money and your paying for what you want. But look at the flip side of the coin maybe he is supersticious and doesn't want to jinx it from happening.

I myself can be supersticious at times and would completely agree if he did not want to sign it.

[dirtyla2000]

Re: Oh...boy...RJ signing

who does this moron think he is! I have an 88 Expos game used jersey he wont sign unless there are 5 other sigs on it! I hope he wrecks his back on his 3rd pitch!

[Neely8]

Re: Oh...boy...RJ signing

Am I sensing some hostility towards Johnson here?