Joba Imposter?

[schubert1970]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Here is a pic of the purp!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09062008/news/regionalnews/summer_of_scam_127758.htm

[cjw]

Re: Joba Imposter?

I like this quote from a reader of the news article:

"How about all the women with fake breasts and tons of makeup who go marching around into bars and restaurants looking for someone to pay their tabs? Do you mean to say that a man buying such a woman a drink, could then claim that he was robbed because she was impersonating someone who looks different?"


I thought I was buying drinks for Scarlett Johansson.....give me my $ back you fraud!

[Vintagedeputy]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Found a picture of the Jaba impersonator trying to score free bagels, reports confirm he was signing the bagels "Game Used"!!!!!!

Funny!

When I was a kid, I attended a Yankee game and distinctly remember a big guy with a HUGE bag of bagels. He was throwing them off the upper deck. Maybe it was the same guy?

[JETEFAN]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Found a picture of the Jaba impersonator trying to score free bagels, reports confirm he was signing the bagels "Game Used"!!!!!!

[Vintagedeputy]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Whether it will be found to be a crime, or even a misdemeanor, will very much depend on the value of what the man gained by his deception, and exactly what he said to those he scammed. Most offenses like fraud and theft are defined in the law by very specific elements, all of which must be met before the charge can even be made. If it turns out that this guy only scored some free bagels and coffee, and maybe some drinks, all of which he later went back and paid for, I think the judicial system has slightly more important things with which to contend, and better ways to spend its time.

A crime is a crime. Do we really want the judicial system to decide which ones are a waste of their time? There's a reason that the law is on the books.

There was a kid in California? this week that was charged with larceny in his high school for stealing $1.00 worth of brownies from the cafeteria. Should we brush it off as "its only a dollar" and wait until he's 20 and commits armed robbery before we punish him?

I'm one who believes that a heavy hand in punishment is the greatest deterrent to crime. When someone who is 18 commits a larceny and is given probation or community service, it really does nothing to prevent recidivism. Put the kid in jail for a month and watch his tune change - I speak from experience.

[godwulf]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Whether it will be found to be a crime, or even a misdemeanor, will very much depend on the value of what the man gained by his deception, and exactly what he said to those he scammed. Most offenses like fraud and theft are defined in the law by very specific elements, all of which must be met before the charge can even be made. If it turns out that this guy only scored some free bagels and coffee, and maybe some drinks, all of which he later went back and paid for, I think the judicial system has slightly more important things with which to contend, and better ways to spend its time.

[Vintagedeputy]

Re: Joba Imposter?

The guy should be arrested - what he did was a crime.

The same thing happened to Yankee Dan Pasqua in 1987.

[yanks12025]

Re: Joba Imposter?

I don't think Joba makes 15 million. And also what this guy did was fraud.

[chakes89]

Re: Joba Imposter?

This is probably one of my favorite threads ever because while looking for a funny picture of Joba to post I ran across the following image and it made me forget what I was doing:

http://www.yankeesdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/adrianalima.jpg

Still not entirely sure how that came up under a google images search for Joba Chamberlain but Im not complaining


Have a nice Thursday everyone


(Refer to my signature if you have a problem with that link or this post)

[chakes89]

Re: Joba Imposter?

I'm with Chakes, I want a picture! He must really look like him if he fooled all those people.

Not necessarily

Don't forget that there are a lot of stupid people out there

[David]

Re: Joba Imposter?

Actually, the episode sounds like a plot from Seinfeld. George discovers he resembles the President of Dairy Queen and goes around New York getting fat on Mister Twisters.

[David]

Re: Joba Imposter?

It would be pretty sad if a MLB player was trying to get free food from a bagel shop. Besides, instead of showering him with confetti, the employee should have said "You make $15 million a year. You can pay for a %&^# bagel."

[spartakid]

Re: Joba Imposter?

I'm with Chakes, I want a picture! He must really look like him if he fooled all those people.

[TNTtoys]

Re: Joba Imposter?

I read this today and couldn't believe how ridiculous... Arrest a man for scamming bagels and signing autographs? Sounds like a childhood prank, not a crime. I thought to myself...why aren't they going after the real criminals... like baseball players who take steroids?

[chakes89]

Re: Joba Imposter?

No picture?

LAME!