Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

[STLHAMMER32]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

you guys are way off base on all of this.

"Still not getting the wife with the golf club and the rear window scenario."

what's not to get? upon hearing some commotion outside his wife instinctively grabbed a golf club (those things are the swiss army knives of accident tools) and upon seeing tiger with cuts on his lips she went around to the rear of his escalade suv, smashed out the rear window, jumped through the broken window, crawled through the cargo area, crawled passed by the rear set of seats, reached tiger in the front and saved him! (i'm still working on what she saved him from). how else would you get a driver out of the front seat of a large suv? i suppose if she'd had the foresight to grab a blowtorch instead she could've crawled underneath the vehicle and cut out the undercarriage and removed him from the bottom but then we'd all be sitting here and asking why she didn't just grab a golf club and smash out the rear window. you guys are making like he peeled away at 2:24am with some crazy woman behind him, furiously whirling a golf club, who managed to smash his rear window as he drove away and caused him to have an accident trying to escape her. psh. not likely. as steve implied, tiger is rich and famous and if those two things don't instill enough character in a man to be faithful then nothing will. it's the reason you'll never see guys like michael jordan, kobe bryant, or alex rodriguez get caught having an affair.

as for greg's idea of a midnight tryst with brooke hundley, no offence against tiger but he isn't exactly the best looking guy in the world so i don't see that love connection happening. if we were talking brad pitt here then your hundley theory might hold water.

rudy.

This had me laughing very hard out loud! Great!

[buc]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

I think this is the first time in his career that Tiger hit a tree and a water hazard on the same drive.

[gameused]

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I think this is the first time in his career that Tiger hit a tree and a water hazard on the same drive.

Lol.....that's the best line I heard all year!
Thanks for the laugh!!

[cohibasmoker]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

I wonder what the news story would have been if Ms. Tiger was the driver and Mr. Tiger was the one with the golf club in his hand?

Jim

[3arod13]

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The cunt Wood was cheating with lost her fiance when he was killed in the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks in New York City. I guess she's one of the few who have forgotten.

Wow! Did you really just say that? The #!%@ wood was cheating with....

[mbenga28]

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If I recall correctly, wasn't her face front page on one of the local New York papers a couple of days after the September 11th, 2001 attacks holding a photo of her fiance with tears streaming down her cheeks? That's a great way to honor his memory, go screw up someone else's marriage.

[suicide_squeeze]

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you guys are way off base on all of this.

"Still not getting the wife with the golf club and the rear window scenario."

what's not to get? upon hearing some commotion outside his wife instinctively grabbed a golf club (those things are the swiss army knives of accident tools) and upon seeing tiger with cuts on his lips she went around to the rear of his escalade suv, smashed out the rear window, jumped through the broken window, crawled through the cargo area, crawled passed by the rear set of seats, reached tiger in the front and saved him! (i'm still working on what she saved him from). how else would you get a driver out of the front seat of a large suv? i suppose if she'd had the foresight to grab a blowtorch instead she could've crawled underneath the vehicle and cut out the undercarriage and removed him from the bottom but then we'd all be sitting here and asking why she didn't just grab a golf club and smash out the rear window. you guys are making like he peeled away at 2:24am with some crazy woman behind him, furiously whirling a golf club, who managed to smash his rear window as he drove away and caused him to have an accident trying to escape her. psh. not likely. as steve implied, tiger is rich and famous and if those two things don't instill enough character in a man to be faithful then nothing will. it's the reason you'll never see guys like michael jordan, kobe bryant, or alex rodriguez get caught having an affair.

as for greg's idea of a midnight tryst with brooke hundley, no offence against tiger but he isn't exactly the best looking guy in the world so i don't see that love connection happening. if we were talking brad pitt here then your hundley theory might hold water.

rudy.

But Rudy,

Jordan, Bryant, A-Rod......I mean, sure, you'd expect that from the class of guys they are. When you think of these guys, thoughts of "arrogance, selfishness, money-grubbing, me-me-me, street-cred......etc." come to mind.

When you think of Tiger, you usually associate him with "high class". It really seems kind of impossible that he could even escape the public eye long enough to pull off an affair, let alone risk his endorsements and public statis as the World's most popular athlete for a "fling".

I mean, I have to say, this is shocking to me. Maybe I stand alone.

But I'll tell you this, when Woods addresses the public on this matter, I'm sure we will be getting a well-concocted story, and something other than the "truth". I'm sure he has sat down with his wife, and discussed the "downside" to their lives by damage done to his reputation.....if the truth were to ever come out.....so stay tuned, this ought to be a doosey.

[markize]

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But Rudy,

Jordan, Bryant, A-Rod......I mean, sure, you'd expect that from the class of guys they are. When you think of these guys, thoughts of "arrogance, selfishness, money-grubbing, me-me-me, street-cred......etc." come to mind.

When you think of Tiger, you usually associate him with "high class". It really seems kind of impossible that he could even escape the public eye long enough to pull off an affair, let alone risk his endorsements and public statis as the World's most popular athlete for a "fling".

I mean, I have to say, this is shocking to me. Maybe I stand alone.

But I'll tell you this, when Woods addresses the public on this matter, I'm sure we will be getting a well-concocted story, and something other than the "truth". I'm sure he has sat down with his wife, and discussed the "downside" to their lives by damage done to his reputation.....if the truth were to ever come out.....so stay tuned, this ought to be a doosey.

Steve,

do you thinks it's shocking because good is considered a sport of gentlemen? I associate golf with beer drinking, and an endless string of cuss words when the ball diasppears into the woods, etc.

Mark

[suicide_squeeze]

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Steve,

do you thinks it's shocking because good is considered a sport of gentlemen? I associate golf with beer drinking, and an endless string of cuss words when the ball diasppears into the woods, etc.

Mark

LOL....I'm with you, Mark.


But being serious for one minute......Tiger Woods has a LOT to lose by tarnishing his career with a silly "affair" thingie going on. The personal problems it will create for him are one thing, and how it affects his play will be another.

But the fall-out from fans who idolize him, and have made him THE example for their children to follow because he has always been the consummate professional athlete with the cleanest image.....If this affair is for real, that's all out the window, and so is millions upon millions of dollars of sponsorships money he will lose.

That's the way the world works.....not my rules.

If you guys think a piece of arse here and there haven't broughten down empires......you'd be wrong. Stay tuned.

[markize]

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Steve,

you're right. He has always appeared to have a squeaky clean image. He is a hell of a golfer though.

Mark

[cohibasmoker]

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Check this out and you guys decide.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

[scrinjun]

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Check this out and you guys decide.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/de...rn=golf,206529

That is priceless. So, is Elin a Scott Boras client?

[BoneRubbedBat]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

I heard Tiger has a new nickname......








wait for it............










Cheetah

[dcgreg25]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

[Vintagedeputy]

Re: Tiger Woods injured in auto accident

I heard Tiger has a new nickname......








wait for it............










Cheetah

I was waiting all morning to get back to a computer to post that joke!

You stole my thunder!