Re: No pistol for the Colt .45's
OH NO! Don't say target! The politically correct police will be all over us. After they take care of the braves, they should move on to to the Tigers, as Tigers kill many people in India and Bangladesh each year. Then the Rangers and Pirates because Rangers and Pirates have used guns and we all know guns are bad. Then we move onto the Indians, because that's just racist. But they can be allowed to change their name to the Cleveland American Indians or Native Americans. After they fix the Cubs (because Cubs grow into Bears that kill people), they can take care of the Diamondbacks and their poisonous, people-killing venom, as well as the Marlins, because their noses are very sharp and could kill somebody. Of course the Brewers have to go because we can't expose our kids to beer, and Yankee is a derogatory word for a person from the Northern US, so that has to go as well. We can leave the Rays alone, though, because they don't specifically identify themselves as stingrays, so they could be manta rays or eagle rays for all we know.
Then the MLB will be clean and our children will be safe.
OH NO! Don't say target! The politically correct police will be all over us. After they take care of the braves, they should move on to to the Tigers, as Tigers kill many people in India and Bangladesh each year. Then the Rangers and Pirates because Rangers and Pirates have used guns and we all know guns are bad. Then we move onto the Indians, because that's just racist. But they can be allowed to change their name to the Cleveland American Indians or Native Americans. After they fix the Cubs (because Cubs grow into Bears that kill people), they can take care of the Diamondbacks and their poisonous, people-killing venom, as well as the Marlins, because their noses are very sharp and could kill somebody. Of course the Brewers have to go because we can't expose our kids to beer, and Yankee is a derogatory word for a person from the Northern US, so that has to go as well. We can leave the Rays alone, though, because they don't specifically identify themselves as stingrays, so they could be manta rays or eagle rays for all we know.
Then the MLB will be clean and our children will be safe.
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